I just want to see you naked…

So I finally decided to go ahead and talk on the phone with the guy I avoided the first time around. We had a really nice (and mature) conversation. We discussed the weirdness of this online dating crap…how many unsolicited nude pictures we’ve both received. He told me how “cool” he thought I was. Overall…I felt pretty good about it. He lives 2 hours away, so I felt it was a step above my usual pick of the emotionally unavailable man…and just got comfortable with one that would probably not be too consuming. Bottom line, I was just going to enjoy some adult conversation.

We started to make light of a particular picture he had told me he received once…then told me he was going to send me a sweet picture of his “junk”. It turned out to be his trash cans. I laughed and said it inspired me to send my own “dirty” picture. Unfortunately I didn’t have any good ones to send, so I found a picture of a sink full of dirty dishes on the internet. After I sent it, I thought he might actually think that disgusting pile was mine and let him know it was not. He asked where I got it…I said “same place you get all the great free porn! The internet!”. He laughed…I laughed.

Then it got a little weird.

VCO1 12/3/2013 5:18:41 PM
Just text you a very, very sexy pic. 🙂
**I wish I could share it with you. I really think the oddness of this pictures does not translate well when described. It was of him shirtless, pants pulled halfway down on one side just above the “junk” and him giving me the peace sign. I thought he was making fun of all the stupid crazy pictures guys send girls. I laughed thinking we were on the same page with this “dirty” talking.

Me 12/3/2013 5:22:18 PM
Got it…thanks
***honestly…I didn’t know what to say.

VCO1 12/3/2013 5:47:25 PM
To much skin???

Me 12/3/2013 5:48:21 PM
Is there such a thing?

VCO1 12/3/2013 5:50:37 PM
Yeah!…
Now I want to send a nudie!
But…only if you are up for it.
And…No…I’m not crazy.
***Really??? This sounds a little crazy. Didn’t we have an at length conversation about this shit???

Me 12/3/2013 5:52:32 PM
Ummmm….only of you don’t mind If I add it to all the others

VCO1 12/3/2013 5:54:36 PM
just called.

Me12/3/2013 6:14:07 PM
Haha…got it. Still working.
**Ok, there’s a flag on the field…but I still think this is all a joke until…

VCO112/3/2013 6:19:57 PM
OK.
If…by chance…I send you a nudie…
Would you send me one? When you get home?
And Yes…we have to meet. ***where did this come from?? I didn’t say anything about meeting.
T

Me 12/3/2013 6:53 PM
No I would not.

VCO1 12/3/2013 6:31:17 PM
That’s good by my book.
But…We have to meet. ***I’m thinking no.

VCO1 12/3/2013 7:06:07 PM
OMG…please don’t think any less of me. ****Too late.
T

***I’m guessing my dead silence was a giveaway.
WTF
And the search continues….

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2 thoughts on “I just want to see you naked…

  1. I met a guy before Dave who lived 2 hours away (Rockford). he’s VERY good looking and plays in a band on weekends. We talked and all was good until…the request for nudies started! Needless to say, I Did see him that way and I must say WOW! We haven’t talked in a while. Dave lived 2 hours from Bloomington when I met him…1 1/2 from Morris.

    1. Oh Kim…I received plenty of nudy pictures of good looking men…some not so much. Problem I find is that it turns into nothing more than just fantasy play back and forth. I also find it removes people from real intimacy. I’m over that. Besides…it kind of creeps me out knowing men i’m not interested in have pictures of me. Ew. Anyway…I do wish I had saved a few. LOL….in the interim it would be nice.

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